So. This is a blog. In fact, it’s yet another blog in a very long list of blogs. Signing up for blog sites with the intention of frequenting them is a bad habit I’ve had since I was about 12. I’ve tried to fight it, but like AIDS, or Gremlins, it always comes back. I’ve finally given in and let the obsession take me.
This time, however, I’ve signed up for a blog for a reason. Well, sort of. See, my real website is down. Permanently.
Why is it down “permanently,” you ask? Is it because I can no longer afford to have my own domain name? Well, in actuality, I could never afford my own domain name. And that’s why my dad was paying for it. Unbeknownst to me, the subscription was automatically renewing itself, and billing his account instead of mine. Oops!
Recently, however, his card expired, and stupid GoDaddy sent me an e-mail asking for its money. I was all, “Whatchu all up in my business ’bout, GoDaddy? I’s been payin’ you on time since the day we MADE this deal.” Which was partially true, except for the fact that I wasn’t the one paying, and I don’t talk like a wigger. Nor do I talk to inanimate objects and/or non-personified domain hosts. Okay, maybe I do. I forgot my point.
Anyway. I no longer have a web domain. This loss has cut me deep, but I’ll try to move on, via self-destructive behavior and writing poems about the darkness in my soul. I’ve already got three notebooks full of them. You can’t read them, though; not because they’re private, but because they’re written in black ink on black paper. It’s the only way I could truly portray how dark, and black, and… dark I feel inside.
Now that the lengthy explanation for why I’m here is out of the way, I guess I’ll introduce myself.
Hi! I’m Jess. I obsessively peel the labels off things. Every time I read something in “quotation marks,” I do air quotes with my fingers, even when I’m reading silently. Sometimes I find my panties in very odd, public places. I have absolutely no reason to live at any given moment, but I do so anyway. Then I write about it.
I’ll see y’all soon.
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