Goddamn Grocery List

– Goddamn cranberry sauce
– Goddamn yeast
– Goddam sugar
– Goddamn powdered sugar, probably
– Goddamn vegetable oil
– Goddamn eggs
– Goddamn butter
– Goddamn PASTA because I dumped the goddamn LAST BIT OF IT on the goddamn FLOOR after taking two goddamn BITES
– More goddamn brown sugar
– Goddamn cinnamon
– Goddamn rolled oats
– Goddamn dried cranberries (CRAISINS, WUT WUT)
– Goddamn walnuts, if I goddamn feel like it
– Goddamn… flour? Wait no
– Shit yes more goddamn flour
– Goddamn cornstarch
– If this is not all I goddamn need, I am going to goddamn murder someone
– GODDAMN PAN, FUCK
– GODDAMN KNIFE
– FOR GODDAMN MURDERING SOMEONE

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